Here's an Ode to Lawn Mowing from 1928 (ht: Art of Manliness)
Stephen Hawking Shows His Funny Side
Can you do NOTHING for 2:00 minutes? How long till you FAIL?
HEAD(hed), (n.) 1. the top part of the human body or the front part of an animal where the eyes, nose, east and mouth are. "Your brain is in your head."
DIBS(dibz), (n.) 2. a thick, sweet syrup made in countries of the East, especially the Middle East, from grape juice or dates. [Arabic "debs"]--World Book Dictionary, 1976.