Lonely Cottage

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  “Among the few features of agricultural England which retain an appearance but little modified by the lapse of centuries, may be reckoned the high, grassy and furzy downs, coombs, or ewe-leases, as they are indifferently called, that fill a large area of certain counties in the south and south-west. If any mark of human occupation is met with hereon, it usually takes the form of the solitary cottage of some shepherd. Fifty years ago such a lonely cottage stood on such a down, and may possibly be standing there now. In spite of its loneliness, however, the spot, by actual measurement, was not more than five miles from a county-town. Yet that affected it little. Five miles of irregular upland, during the long inimical seasons, with their sleets, snows, rains, and mists, afford withdrawing space enough to isolate a Timon or a Nebuchadnezzar; much less, in fair weather, to please that less repellent tribe, the poets, philosophers, artists, and others who “conceive and meditate of ple...

The Eight Days of Chanukah


[Everyone sing!]

On the 1st day of Chanukah my true love gave to me . . .

A parsing for every verb!


On the 2nd day . . . 2 begadkephats and . . .
On the 3rd day . . . 3 Hebrew profs . . .
On the 4th day . . . 4 Chala breads . . .
On the 5th day . . . 5 Gold-steins!
On the 6th day . . . 6 Priests a'praying . . .
On the 7th day . . . 7 Rabbis teaching . . .
On the 8th day . . . 8 Prophets preaching . .
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