Head-dibs

(WARNING: The following Blog is rated "L" for "Language") You know what Wingdings are--these are the font you may select in your word processor that replaces letters with symbols. You know what it means when you are reading, say, a comic strip and you see a string of symbols when the character is talking? It means one is using bad language, cussing up a storm. As this program I am currently using does not support wingdings, I cannot type them here--perhaps that is best. Here is why: I am so hopping angry and there are not enough wingdings in the world to express what I would like to say right now. I just heard on the news that a bill is being passed for mothers who are aborting their children to have administered to the soon-to-be destroyed child PAIN KILLERS! Yes! It is true! SRN News just reported it! Then they played a sound byte of some (insert wingdings here) liberal stating that science confirms that an unborn child has a higher level of sensitivity than that ...

It's been a busy month with Intensives going on. In my "downtime" last night, I read George Washington's Farewell Address. Remember him? The first President of the United States wrote this (bold characters are my emphasis): " Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports . In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness—these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them. A volume could not trace all their connections with private and public felicity. Let it simply be asked, "where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert the oaths which are the instruments of investigation in courts of justice?" And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality ca...

Jun 2, 10:18 AM EST the The Associated Press released an "article" I found strangely humorous. Below is a sampling of the publication: "The bugs — both the ones that bite and those that must be eaten to stave off hunger — the heat and other discomforts are claiming their toll as celebrity contestants on a Colombian "Survivor"-style reality show drop like flies. Instead of trying to endure to the very end on a verdant tropical peninsula in order to collect the cash prize, several are pleading with their tribes to vote them off the show. "Isla de los Famosos" — Spanish for "Island of the Celebrities" — has captured a broad audience, partly because viewers in a country where most people live in poverty are getting a kick out of watching models, singers and actors deal with the gritty business of day-to-day survival. The other day, two of the contestants had to slaughter and butcher a hog for their teammates. They have also been given live c...

1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. 2. How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed. 3. How many Armenians does it take to change a light bulb? All. They need everyone to make sure it stays on. One can never really be sure. 4. How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? Change??? 5. How many neo-orthodox does it take to change a bulb? No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and dark. 6. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. 7. How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, because any more might result in too mu...