Bad Cold by Shel Silverstein

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  This cold is too much for my shortsleeve. Go get me a Kleenex--and fast. I sniffle and wheeze And I'm ready to sneeze And I don't know how long I can last.... Atchoo--it's to wet for a kleenex, So bring me handkerchief, quick. It's--atchoo--no joke, Now the handkerchief's soaked. Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick. Atchoo--it's too much for bath towel. There never has been such a cold. I'll be better off With that big tablecloth, No--bring me the flag off the pole. Atchoo--bring the clothes from the closet, Atchaa--get the sheets from the bed, The drapes off the window, The rugs off the floor To soak up this cold in my head. Atchoo-- hurry down to the circus And ask if they'll lend you the tent. You say they said yes? Here it comes--Lord be blessed-- Here it is--Ah-kachoooo--there it went.

Bows and Arrows

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See if you can identify the following people from the Bible. Who . . .

1) . . . was the first archer mentioned?

2) . . . was wounded by archers, then asked his armor-bearer to kill him with a sword?

3) . . . shot an arrow as a warning signal for his friend to flee?

4) . . . was hit by an arrow at random, then died?

5) . . . was hit by archers and died in Jerusalem?

6) . . . said that his condition was like being surrounded by archers?

7) . . . was angry when the king struck the ground three times with an arrow?

8) . . . prophesied that the king of Assyria would not shoot an arrow in Jerusalem?

9) . . . lamented over Saul and Jonathan and taught the children of Judah to use the bow?

10) . . . sent his son with his bow to get venison?

11) . . . reminded the people assembled at Shechem that hornets, not bows, had defeated their enemies?


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All the answers are in the Old Testament. ;-) I will post the answers later in the week.

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