Wakefield

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  “In some old magazine or newspaper I recollect a story, told as truth, of a man—let us call him Wakefield—who absented himself for a long time from his wife. The fact, thus abstractedly stated, is not very uncommon, nor, without a proper distinction of circumstances, to be condemned either as naughty or nonsensical. Howbeit, this, though far from the most aggravated, is perhaps the strangest instance on record of marital delinquency, and, moreover, as remarkable a freak as may be found in the whole list of human oddities. The wedded couple lived in London. The man, under pretense of going a journey, took lodgings in the next street to his own house, and there, unheard of by his wife or friends and without the shadow of a reason for such self-banishment, dwelt upward of twenty years. During that period he beheld his home every day, and frequently the forlorn Mrs. Wakefield. And after so great a gap in his matrimonial felicity—when his death was reckoned certain, his estate settled...

New Evening Classes for Men

All are welcome, open to men only. Newlyweds, sign up early!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty each course will accept a maximum of eight partcipants.

The course covers two days, and topics include:

DAY ONE:

"How to fill ice cube trays." Step by step guide with slide presentation.

"Toilet rolls: Do they grow on the holders?" Roundtable discussion.

"Laundry Basket and Floor: a Study in Contrast." With graphic presentation. Team try-outs at Hamper Practice (Shirts and Skins).

"Dishes and Silverware. Do they levitate, fly? How do they Really get to the Sink or Dishwasher?" Panel Debate during lunch.

"Loss of Virility." Losing the remote control to your significant other. Resources, Help-line and Support Groups.

"Learning How to Find Things." Step-by-step demonstration starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting, "It's not there!" or "We've run out!"

DAY TWO:

"Empty Milk Cartons: Fridge or Recycling Bin?" Group Discussion and Role play.

"Health Watch: Bringing HER Flowers is not Harmful to YOUR Health." PowerPoint Presentation.

"Real Men Ask for Directions when Lost." Real life testimonials from men who did.

"Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?" Driving Simulation.

"Living with Adults: Basic Differences Between Your Mother and Your Wife." Role Playing.

"How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion." Relaxation and breathing excercises.

"Remembering Important Dates and How to Call When You are Going to be Late." Calendars, PDA's and Cell Phones Required.

"Getting Over It. How to Live with being Wrong All the Time." Counseling Available.

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