Didja hear the one about the little boy who went into great distress when he heard his sister was going to have a baby?
His problem? "I don't know if I can wait nine months to find out if I am an an aunt or an uncle!"
HEAD(hed), (n.) 1. the top part of the human body or the front part of an animal where the eyes, nose, east and mouth are. "Your brain is in your head."
DIBS(dibz), (n.) 2. a thick, sweet syrup made in countries of the East, especially the Middle East, from grape juice or dates. [Arabic "debs"]--World Book Dictionary, 1976.