Bad Cold by Shel Silverstein

  This cold is too much for my shortsleeve. Go get me a Kleenex--and fast. I sniffle and wheeze And I'm ready to sneeze And I don't know how long I can last.... Atchoo--it's to wet for a kleenex, So bring me handkerchief, quick. It's--atchoo--no joke, Now the handkerchief's soaked. Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick. Atchoo--it's too much for bath towel. There never has been such a cold. I'll be better off With that big tablecloth, No--bring me the flag off the pole. Atchoo--bring the clothes from the closet, Atchaa--get the sheets from the bed, The drapes off the window, The rugs off the floor To soak up this cold in my head. Atchoo-- hurry down to the circus And ask if they'll lend you the tent. You say they said yes? Here it comes--Lord be blessed-- Here it is--Ah-kachoooo--there it went.

Welcome, November

 When biting Boreas, fell and doure, 

Sharp shivers thro' the leafless bow'r; 
When Phoebus gies a short-liv'd glow'r, 
         Far south the lift, 
Dim-dark'ning thro' the flaky show'r, 
         Or whirling drift: 

Ae night the storm the steeples rocked, 
Poor Labour sweet in sleep was locked, 
While burns, wi' snawy wreeths upchoked, 
         Wild-eddying swirl, 
Or thro' the mining outlet bocked, 
         Down headlong hurl. 

List'ning, the doors an' winnocks rattle, 
I thought me on the ourie cattle, 
Or silly sheep, wha bide this brattle 
         O' winter war, 
And thro' the drift, deep-lairing, sprattle, 
         Beneath a scar. 

Ilk happing bird, wee, helpless thing! 
That, in the merry months o' spring, 
Delighted me to hear thee sing, 
         What comes o' thee? 
Whare wilt thou cow'r thy chittering wing 
         An' close thy e'e? 

Ev'n you on murd'ring errands toil'd, 
Lone from your savage homes exil'd, 
The blood-stain'd roost, and sheep-cote spoil'd 
         My heart forgets, 
While pityless the tempest wild 
         Sore on you beats. 

(“A Winter Night” by Robert Burns)

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