Bad Cold by Shel Silverstein

  This cold is too much for my shortsleeve. Go get me a Kleenex--and fast. I sniffle and wheeze And I'm ready to sneeze And I don't know how long I can last.... Atchoo--it's to wet for a kleenex, So bring me handkerchief, quick. It's--atchoo--no joke, Now the handkerchief's soaked. Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick. Atchoo--it's too much for bath towel. There never has been such a cold. I'll be better off With that big tablecloth, No--bring me the flag off the pole. Atchoo--bring the clothes from the closet, Atchaa--get the sheets from the bed, The drapes off the window, The rugs off the floor To soak up this cold in my head. Atchoo-- hurry down to the circus And ask if they'll lend you the tent. You say they said yes? Here it comes--Lord be blessed-- Here it is--Ah-kachoooo--there it went.

I did, but didn’t

 I’d like to say I’ve finished reading “On The Revolutions Of The Heavenly Spheres,” by Copernicus (1473-1543), but I haven’t. I have, however, completed the “Dedication of the Revolutions of the Heavenly Bodies: to Pope Paul III” (1543), as well as the commentary and reading guide. A guided tour of the work seemed more suitable for this tired old man than an all-out trek. 


Copernicus knew he was onto something so controversial that the first printed copy of his work was not available until he was on his deathbed (note: the printing press was only 30 years old). The Dedication opens, “I can easily conceive, most Holy Father, that as soon as some people learn that in this book which I have written concerning the revolutions of the heavenly bodies, I ascribe certain motions to the Earth, they will cry out at once that I and my theory should be rejected. . . when I considered this carefully, the contempt which I had to fear because of the novelty and apparent absurdity of my view, nearly induced me to abandon utterly the work I had begun.” In other words, Copernicus proved the earth was not fixed nor do the heavens moved around it and he knew his findings would literally change the world. He only published with the support of scholar-friends.
 


Copernicus makes it clear he wants to preserve orthodoxy while demonstrating where and how the math and science were wrong. His goal is to agree with The Great Architect while appealing to ancient scholars who also once held the same position. The reason he writes to the Pope is “so that by your authority and judgment you can easily suppress the bites of slanderers. . . “ The current science has not produced an accurate calendar, affecting the Church calendar; but, Copernicus offers that his science will bring stability to the Church. Overall, he knows he is breaking tradition and would rather offend science and not the Church. 

Popular posts from this blog

Rock Me, Epictetus!

The Smooth-flowing Life