Bad Cold by Shel Silverstein

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  This cold is too much for my shortsleeve. Go get me a Kleenex--and fast. I sniffle and wheeze And I'm ready to sneeze And I don't know how long I can last.... Atchoo--it's to wet for a kleenex, So bring me handkerchief, quick. It's--atchoo--no joke, Now the handkerchief's soaked. Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick. Atchoo--it's too much for bath towel. There never has been such a cold. I'll be better off With that big tablecloth, No--bring me the flag off the pole. Atchoo--bring the clothes from the closet, Atchaa--get the sheets from the bed, The drapes off the window, The rugs off the floor To soak up this cold in my head. Atchoo-- hurry down to the circus And ask if they'll lend you the tent. You say they said yes? Here it comes--Lord be blessed-- Here it is--Ah-kachoooo--there it went.

Happy "Get A Life" Day!

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(not to be confused with "Evaluate Your Life Day")

Happy New Year!

As is the practice of some (present company included), this is the time we resolve to do better, to be better. So we inflict upon ourselves demands that may or may not come to fruition in the long run. Don't get me wrong, having resolve is a discipline but to accomplish anything, a discipline must be learned before it is mastered. The primary difficulty for our culture is lack of discipline altogether. We want things NOW.

So where do we go from here, right at the start of a new year?

If you're not in the habit of making resolutions, don't start. If you like making resolutions, then make them. Whatever your habits are (unless they are bad--stop that), make your life. What you want or desire just might not come quickly so don't get discouraged with any setbacks or failures. Be a life-long learner and enjoy life.

One suggestion? Sometime this year, plant something. Get some dirt, some seeds and plant something. This will serve as a reminder that good things take time. So while you are waiting for the fruit of your labor, go and do something else.

Life is not sitting around waiting for one thing. Life consists of the little things, too.

Life is meant to be lived to the full, so get it!


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