Wakefield

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  “In some old magazine or newspaper I recollect a story, told as truth, of a man—let us call him Wakefield—who absented himself for a long time from his wife. The fact, thus abstractedly stated, is not very uncommon, nor, without a proper distinction of circumstances, to be condemned either as naughty or nonsensical. Howbeit, this, though far from the most aggravated, is perhaps the strangest instance on record of marital delinquency, and, moreover, as remarkable a freak as may be found in the whole list of human oddities. The wedded couple lived in London. The man, under pretense of going a journey, took lodgings in the next street to his own house, and there, unheard of by his wife or friends and without the shadow of a reason for such self-banishment, dwelt upward of twenty years. During that period he beheld his home every day, and frequently the forlorn Mrs. Wakefield. And after so great a gap in his matrimonial felicity—when his death was reckoned certain, his estate settled...

The Frogs

 

CHARON. Now stretch your arms full length before you.  


DIONYSUS. So? 


CHAR.  Come, don’t keep fooling; plant your feet, and now 

Pull with a will.  


DIO. Why, how am I to pull? I’m not an oarsman, seaman, 

Salaminian. I can’t!  


CHAR. You can. Just dip your oar in once, You’ll hear the loveliest timing songs.  


DIO. What from? 


CHAR.  Frog-swans, most wonderful.  


DIO. Then give the word. 


CHAR.  Heave ahoy! heave ahoy! 


FROGS.  Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax! Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax! 

We children of the fountain and the lake, 

Let us wake 

Our full choir-shout, as the flutes are ringing out, 

Our symphony of clear-voiced song. 

The song we used to love, in the 

Marshland up above, In praise of 

Dionysus to produce, 

Of Nysaean Dionysus, son of Zeus, 

When the revel-tipsy throng, all crapulous and gay, 

To our precinct reeled along on the holy Pitcher day. 

Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax. 


DIO.  O, dear! O, dear! now I declare I’ve got a bump upon my rump. 


FR.  Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax.


— Aristophanes (c.448 B.C.–c.388 B.C.).  “The Frogs” in The Harvard Classics

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