Dr. Jenner’s Experiment

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  “March 28th, 1797, I inoculated this girl and carefully rubbed the variolous matter into two slight incisions made upon the left arm. A little inflammation appeared in the usual manner around the parts where the matter was inserted, but so early as the fifth day it vanished entirely without producing any effect on the system.” —Edward Jenner (1749–1823). “The Three Original Publications on Vaccination Against Smallpox.” Portrait of Edward Jenner, painted by James Northcote in either 1803 or 1823

10 Stories We Tell Ourselves

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  1. “Everyone can be in a bad mood except for me.” 
  2. “I can quit any time.” No better time than the present!
  3. “Nobody’s going to know.” 
  4. “Nobody understands.”  You’re not alone on this planet.
  5. “I can’t do this anymore.” 
  6. “If I ignore it, it will go away.” 
  7. “I’m not the one responsible.” 
  8. “____ made me angry (happy, sad, etc)” Nobody made you choose your emotions.
  9. “I have no self control.” Which is why you spontaneously break out masturbating, overeating, gambling, etc. no matter where you are, what you are doing or who you are with.
  10. “I’ll do it later.” Just get it done, free up future time.

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