Tired
Finishing Chapter 8. Halfway through but it’s an uphill climb. Need a break but afraid of stopping.
Happy Accidents
When the cowboy applied for health insurance, the agent asked his routine questions about previous accidents--had he had any? The cowboy replied, "No, sir. Last year I was bitten by a rattlesnake, and a horse kicked me in the ribs. That laid me up for a while."
The agent said, "Weren't those accidents?"
"Nope," replied the cowboy. "They did it on purpose."
The cowboy knew, perhaps, that where God is in control, there are no such thing as "accidents."
The agent said, "Weren't those accidents?"
"Nope," replied the cowboy. "They did it on purpose."
The cowboy knew, perhaps, that where God is in control, there are no such thing as "accidents."
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