Three New Additions To My Desk

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Actually, it’s an ad-duck-tion. I missed the perfect opportunity to say, “and they’re in a row, too!” Silly goose. 

Quoting from the Bible

Didja hear the one about the two lawyers? One thought he would make an impression on the jury by quoting from the Bible. He said (concering his oponent's client), "we have it on the highest authority that it has been said, 'All that a man has will he give for his skin.'

The other lawyer, who knew his Bible, replied, "I am very much impressed by the fact that my distinguished colleague here regards as the highest authority the one who said, 'All that a man has will he given for his skin.' You will find this saying comes from the book of Job, and the one who utters it is the devil. And that is who he regards as the highest authority!"

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