"If you cannot understand my argument, and declare `` It's Greek to me '', you are quoting Shakespeare; if you claim to be more sinned against than sinning , you are quoting Shakespeare; if you recall your salad days , you are quoting Shakespeare; if you act more in sorrow than in anger ; if your wish is farther to the thought ; if your lost property has vanished into thin air , you are quoting Shakespeare; if you have ever refused to budge an inch or suffered from green-eyed jealousy , if you have played fast and loose , if you have been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle , if you have knitted your brows , made a virtue of necessity , insisted on fair play , slept not one wink , stood on ceremony, danced attendance (on your lord and master), laughed yourself into stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing , if you have seen better days or lived in a fool's paradise -why, be that as it may, the more fool ...